Friday, January 27, 2006

Free urine





















For the Mandarin illiterates out there, the signs read (direct translation)

Top: "Every one (每位) collect fee (收费) 30 cents (3角)"

Bottom: "Gentlemen (男士) urine (小便) free (免费)" <-- ok, this translation is unintentionally funny

I wonder, why guys can use the washroom for free? Is it because they don't need to flush? Or use the toilet paper? Or wash their hands?

Or the simple fact that lady's urine are more precious than men's?

I knew we were a special breed all along!

**Picture courtesy of my dad, taken in Shanghai of course.

So corny!

I just realized something. You need to refer to the previous post.

REEB = BEER spelt backwards!

So corny!

Monday, January 23, 2006

The REAL thing


















Hehehe I haven't seen a bottled Coke for the longest time!

And guess what, I think it's not the real thing even though it had a real Coca-Cola bottle. It tasted awful and definitely much diluted than normal. Hope some Coke management will look into this immediately! And give me a small sum for telling tale.

By the way, the Reeb beer behind was much worse!